Eric Dane's Worst Porn Pickup Lines

Poor, poor Kari Ann Peniche. While she's the least known of the blink-and-you'll-miss-it nude tape with Eric Daneand Rebecca Gayheart, sad little K-hon is getting the most crap for it! It just ain't fair she's being labeled a sex addict.

But it's Grey's hottie Dane who should be the one getting slapped across the damn face. Have you heard the terrible, terrible, porn-worthy lines he spews in this thing? To wax Meredith Grey, seriously! Nothing makes us want to kick a guy out of bed more than when he leans over, kisses us tenderly and blurts out a gem like, "You're a great hang."

Are you kidding?

And that's not the worst of it. There are other orgasmtastic lines that would make even Jenna Jameson cringe...

New York actors

It might seem specious to observe that New York actors seem more real than their West Coast counterparts. But look at them—the movie stars, the Broadway divas, the character oddballs, the certifiably unclassifiable. They’re here, they walk among us, they’re in the world instead of inured to it. Starkly individual, they’re still connected by the fact of this place and its endlessly shifting boundaries. They leap from blockbusters to threadbare indie pics to TV to Shakespeare in the Park to budding playwrights’ swings at the moon. We love them in long shot and close-up, from the Ziegfeld to the line at Zabar’s.


Read other celebrity news at Hollywood Entertainment