Showing posts with label Eric Dane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric Dane. Show all posts

Eric Dane's Worst Porn Pickup Lines


Poor, poor Kari Ann Peniche. While she's the least known of the blink-and-you'll-miss-it nude tape with Eric Daneand Rebecca Gayheart, sad little K-hon is getting the most crap for it! It just ain't fair she's being labeled a sex addict.
But it's Grey's hottie Dane who should be the one getting slapped across the damn face. Have you heard the terrible, terrible, porn-worthy lines he spews in this thing? To wax Meredith Grey, seriously! Nothing makes us want to kick a guy out of bed more than when he leans over, kisses us tenderly and blurts out a gem like, "You're a great hang."
Are you kidding?
And that's not the worst of it. There are other orgasmtastic lines that would make even Jenna Jameson cringe...